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One of the greatest stories ever told....
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One of the greatest stories ever told.... |
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Posts: 6083 (07/01/08 06:39:40) |
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Posts: 5938 (07/01/08 16:49:35) Moderator |
"The chimps nearly killed St. James Davis, chewing off his nose, testicles and foot and biting off chunks of his buttocks and legs, before the sanctuary
owner shot the animals to death."
Jesus titty-fucking Christ. And he continued care for chimps afterwards. Patron Saint of chimps I say.
Larry: Join the "Beat Larry Mottola" challenge, since I haven't lost a real GT game, well, ever. Suck on that.
Arash: It's a good thing you haven't let it get to your head. Larry: Shit son, if you think that's bad, how about this - I've been #1 in North America in TWO separate years according to Merkit! Basically, your Club has a Warhammer God in it. (06/27/08) |
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Posts: 2469 (07/01/08 17:51:27) |
"He meant the world to us," said St. James Davis. "He was the best man at my wedding."It's a fething chimp.
Play 40K: Leave the scroll caddies behind!
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Posts: 22252 (07/01/08 19:20:44) Moderator |
Hey.. part of that chimp's body fat is consists of cells which used to be this man's gonads. Have a little heart.
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Posts: 2131 (07/01/08 19:49:56) |
Nonono. That chimp got shot. Moe has some chick's finger and some cop flesh woven into his muscle tissue.
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Posts: 6741 (07/02/08 08:12:12) |
This is the whole 'pet parent' craze pushed to it's extreme.
On some level I'm glad the guy had his nuts bitten off by a chimp.
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Posts: 589 (07/02/08 09:14:11) |
Agreed, anything to keep him from swimming in the gene pool.
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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